Custom Poem Order Form

Custom Poems US$100/€70* [Convert Currency]
(* EU Customers see note.)

Custom Poems are fourteen line sonnets. Extra verses will cost more depending on the time involved. VAT may be charged to EU customers.

Custom Poems are the Ideal way to say:
Happy Christmas, Thank You, Birthday Wishes, Have a Wonderful Retirement, Anniversary Thoughts, Congratulations, Greetings!

We need time to make your poem really special. Please order early.

Please provide the following information to enable us to write your poem.

Please complete this form below.
The information in the form will be e-mailed to us.

What happens next?

  • We will reply to you asking for further information, if we feel that is necessary. The more information you give us in the first place, the better.
  • We will let you know when your speech will be sent to you. We have never missed a deadline, or broken a promise.
  • The speech will be written and sent to you. If you require any modifications you can let us know at that stage and the speech will be modified and the final version will be resent to you.
  • We offer a 100% refund policy. If you're not happy with your speech, we will refund the money to your account in full. We have been writing speeches since 1995 and over 99.5% of customers have been happy with their speeches.

1. Your Name:
2. Email Address:
(You must provide this to receive your speeches)
3. Country:
4. Phone Number:
5. Any Comments:
6. Please state for whom the poem is intended and why. e.g. An anniversary for your parents or a birthday gift to your best friend?
7. Date of Function?
8. Do you want it sentimental/humorous or a mixture?
9. Describe recipient's personality/habits/looks/ career.

John is a pilot who loves swimming. He is very good at crosswords, is a doting dad to his five children and is always in a hurry. He adores chocolates and is constantly fighting the battle of the bulge.

Mary is a great cook, loves dancing, hates waste and is a keen member of the local dramatic group. She finds it very hard to park her car although it is only a mini. She loves shoes and has a hundred pairs.

10. Is there any incident you'd like to have mentioned?
11. Anything else?
12. Special note for E.U. residents only.
  1. Customers who reside in the Republic of Ireland will be charged Vat at 23%.
  2. Customers who reside in the European Union (Excluding the Rep. of Ireland) will be charged Vat at 21.5% for speeches/poems for personal purposes (weddings etc.) If it is for business purposes and a Vat number is provided, vat will not be charged.

I am a resident of the European Union.
I am not a resident of the European Union.

VAT Number if applicable:

Credit Card Details
Credit Card Number:
Name on Card:
Expiry Date:
Card Type: Visa/Access MasterCard
CVC code: **
** 3 digit code required for Visa and Access. It is on the rear of the card sometimes with the last four digits of the main card number. You will find it on the strip where you sign the card.

If necessary we will e-mail you for any clarification or any additional information we require.