Birthday Speeches for Your Own Birthday
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US$150/€110* for a three minute speech. [Convert Currency]
(* EU Customers see note.)

We would like your speech to be very special. To make it memorable we need to form a mental picture of your relationship with your guests. So please do answer the questions as fully as possible. We do not need pages of information just a summing up of the important details. We have given samples to show you what we need.

Please complete this form below.
The information in the form will be e-mailed to us.

What happens next?

  • We will reply to you asking for further information, if we feel that is necessary. The more information you give us in the first place, the better.
  • We will let you know when your speech will be sent to you. We have never missed a deadline, or broken a promise.
  • The speech will be written and sent to you. If you require any modifications you can let us know at that stage and the speech will be modified and the final version will be resent to you.
  • We offer a 100% refund policy. If you're not happy with your speech, we will refund the money to your account in full. We have been writing speeches since 1995 and over 99.5% of customers have been happy with their speeches.

1. Your Name:
2. Email Address:
(You must provide this to receive your speeches)
3. Country:
4. Phone Number:
5. Length of the speech in minutes (minimum three minutes)?
6. Any Comments:
7. Date of party/dinner/function
8. Who are the hosts?
9. Incident.

I remember my 21st birthday and I am delighted to see that so many of my guests enjoyed it enough to be with me tonight.
Today I am remembering how ill I have been during the year and how much your friendship helped me to pull through to have yet another birthday party

10. Details/Background of Celebrant.

I am a pilot, love swimming and am a keen guitarist. I am married with three sons, two daughters and ten grandchildren who keep me fully occupied reading bedtime stories.
I am interested in drama and singing. I enjoy holidays in Europe every year and I have a wonderful mother and a sister to whom I am very close. We adore shopping sprees together.

11. Any special mentions? i .e. guests who have travelled a long way or special gifts that will mean a lot or someone doing the catering?
12. Omissions. There may be some people or subjects you do not want mentioned e.g. a divorce or perhaps gambling or drink. Please specify.
13. Anything else? If there is anything else you'd like to mention please tell us.
14. Summing up. Please say in one sentence just what the occasion means to you.
15. Special note for E.U. residents only.
  1. Customers who reside in the Republic of Ireland will be charged Vat at 23%.
  2. Customers who reside in the European Union (Excluding the Rep. of Ireland) will be charged Vat at 21.5% for speeches/poems for personal purposes (weddings etc.) If it is for business purposes and a Vat number is provided, vat will not be charged.

I am a resident of the European Union.
I am not a resident of the European Union.

VAT Number if applicable:

Credit Card Details
Credit Card Number:
Name on Card:
Expiry Date:
Card Type: Visa/Access MasterCard
CVC code: **
** 3 digit code required for Visa and Access. It is on the rear of the card sometimes with the last four digits of the main card number. You will find it on the strip where you sign the card.

If necessary we will e-mail you for any clarification or any additional information we require.